February 2012
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“When in doubt, freak ‘em out.”
– Sharon Needles may just make it onto my short list of personal life coaches, and that list doesn’t include just anybody, honey.
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Last night my roommate gave me a blank stare and informed me she’d never heard it before when I was blasting “Call Me” by Blondie.
It was almost as flabbergasting as the time I was talking about Dan Savage (whose column she and I both read) and she said “Wait. He’s gay???”
I never want to be that girl who screams "THIS IS...
—Realization I had immediately after screaming “THIS IS MY JAM!” when a song I like came on in a bar.
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I was watching funny videos of yowling cats on my iPhone and Gemma went over to my computer, walked onto the keyboard, and restarted that Destiny’s Child video. Subtle.
Alright kitty, you win. Those other kitties mean nothing to me. I’ll say your name.
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Revelations that suddenly strike me when I'm in...
The rapper Flo Rida…his name is like Florida. My eyes just literally snapped open and I lay dumbstruck for a second and then I thought “So is Flo Rida from Florida? I MUST KNOW.”
And that’s the story of how I went from half asleep to sitting in the dark, bathed in the sickly light from my tiny screen, reading the wikipedia page about Flo Rida. And yes, he is from Florida....
White girl problem of the day
My bed is two stacked mattresses on the floor, and I just flipped them up to clean behind them and the bottom of the bottom one was covered in mold!
At least this explains why I’ve been sick more times this winter than like, ever before in my life.
First world problems, but still, gross. Gross gross gross.
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Just remembering the time Chekhov wrote that the sun “rolled across the horizon like a severed head” and thinking that he and Cormac McCarthy would have got on splendidly.
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Bring me tacos
BRING ME TACOS BRING ME TACOS BRING ME TACOS
OK Cupid, I-don't-even-know version:
guerilladanceparty:
Is alcohol your favorite drug? If so, why? If not, what is?
What is this, a consumer survey? Are you a drug dealer looking for suggestions? Why would you ask me, when it says on my profile I don’t do drugs? Seriously, wtf?
Write back: No. My favorite drug is actually GHB. When guys use truly moronic, irrelevant, pompous openers on me over okcupid, I ask them out, slip...
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"You fuckin' crazy Ervin, it'd be hard as fuck to...
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND DO A...
Why are sleep schedule. F-word.
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“In a whole set of poems, disarming by their sincerity…no, that’s...”
– Vladimir Nabokov, The Gift
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Existential Query of the Night
Did I really love Death in Venice (book and movie version both) or did I just have a crush on Tadzio like everybody else?
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