January 2012
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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I'm starting a new diet
It’s called the “Stop Drinking Eggnog Every Night Diet.” Failing spectacularly at it thus far.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Made myself a sandwich:
Ham and chutney. The game just done changed. Done gone changed.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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“Once we’re thrown off our habitual paths, we think all is lost; but...”
– Tolstoy, War and Peace
Dec 30th
Just had a dream about zombie apocalypse. @coketweet you were on my team, THANK GOD.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Lyrics To Live By
“Dog ate a catfish Dog ate a minner Dog ate a catfish Ate it all for dinner” Rye Straw - Gid Tanner and the Skillet Lickers
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Pragmatically anomalous.: MyNextTweet, Courtney... →
guerilladanceparty: Tonight, Ariana introduced me to Courtney Stodden’s twitter feed (and general status as a cultural phenomenon), and I introduced Ariana to MyNextTweet. What ensued was absolutely the most amazing potential CS tweets, some of which are virtually indistinguishable from extant CS tweets…. This may be one of the best things I’ve ever had a part in creating.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Retail Lyfe
I’m the only clerk in the store right now and I have to pee SO BAD.
Dec 27th
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Regina Spektor's new album, What We Saw From the...
My birthday! Could I ever ask for a better present?
Dec 27th
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I have a feeling that it’s going to be a while before I get around to reading “The Idiot,” but when I do, I’m going to refer to it as “The Eejit” 100% of the time.
Dec 26th
Don't you hate it when you pick up your drink and...
I’ve only had three glasses of champagne, two glasses of white wine, and half a bourbon-eggnog. Don’t look at me like that.
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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White Girl Problems of the Day
Christmas is like, stressful, y’all. Mad funky-smelling people in the store today I think I have a tiny piece of glass embedded in my finger :(
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Things I Sometimes Think:
“I should follow sports.”
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
White Girl Problem that I actually uttered, aloud,...
“This embroidery floss is bullshit.”
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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HOLY SHIT KIM JONG-IL
Shit may or may not get EXCEPTIONALLY real in a nation where shit is already pretty real (read: everyone’s starving to death and also, nukes). I don’t follow the news a lot of the time, but I am going to be watching this story unfold like a HAWK.
Dec 19th
Dec 19th
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Fuck you, pants. I don’t have to put up with you any longer.
Dec 18th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Things Rumer Willis Should Do
punch Ashton Kutcher in the balls cut an indie album and wear a ceremonial headdress during concerts and get a lot of flack from people for being a racist also the album would suck make Demi Moore a cross-stitch wall-hanging that says something like “It’s okay to eat a sandwich” move to India to find self go through a snake-charming phase sic snake on Ashton Kutcher pose...
Dec 15th
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Dec 11th
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You Say You Want a Devolution? | Vanity Fair →
“For most of the last century, America’s cultural landscape—its fashion, art, music, design, entertainment—changed dramatically every 20 years or so. But these days, even as technological and scientific leaps have continued to revolutionize life, popular style has been stuck on repeat, consuming the past instead of creating the new.” The argument is not entirely unproblematic, but...
Dec 11th
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