I'm starting a new diet
It’s called the “Stop Drinking Eggnog Every Night Diet.” Failing spectacularly at it thus far.
Made myself a sandwich:
Ham and chutney. The game just done changed. Done gone changed.
Once we’re thrown off our habitual paths, we think all is lost; but...– Tolstoy, War and Peace
Just had a dream about zombie apocalypse. @coketweet you were on my team, THANK GOD.
Lyrics To Live By
“Dog ate a catfish Dog ate a minner Dog ate a catfish Ate it all for dinner” Rye Straw - Gid Tanner and the Skillet Lickers
Pragmatically anomalous.: MyNextTweet, Courtney... →
guerilladanceparty: Tonight, Ariana introduced me to Courtney Stodden’s twitter feed (and general status as a cultural phenomenon), and I introduced Ariana to MyNextTweet. What ensued was absolutely the most amazing potential CS tweets, some of which are virtually indistinguishable from extant CS tweets…. This may be one of the best things I’ve ever had a part in creating.
I’m the only clerk in the store right now and I have to pee SO BAD.
Regina Spektor's new album, What We Saw From the...
My birthday! Could I ever ask for a better present?
I have a feeling that it’s going to be a while before I get around to reading “The Idiot,” but when I do, I’m going to refer to it as “The Eejit” 100% of the time.
Don't you hate it when you pick up your drink and...
I’ve only had three glasses of champagne, two glasses of white wine, and half a bourbon-eggnog. Don’t look at me like that.
White Girl Problems of the Day
Christmas is like, stressful, y’all. Mad funky-smelling people in the store today I think I have a tiny piece of glass embedded in my finger :(
Things I Sometimes Think:
“I should follow sports.”
White Girl Problem that I actually uttered, aloud,...
“This embroidery floss is bullshit.”
HOLY SHIT KIM JONG-IL
Shit may or may not get EXCEPTIONALLY real in a nation where shit is already pretty real (read: everyone’s starving to death and also, nukes). I don’t follow the news a lot of the time, but I am going to be watching this story unfold like a HAWK.
Fuck you, pants. I don’t have to put up with you any longer.
Things Rumer Willis Should Do
punch Ashton Kutcher in the balls cut an indie album and wear a ceremonial headdress during concerts and get a lot of flack from people for being a racist also the album would suck make Demi Moore a cross-stitch wall-hanging that says something like “It’s okay to eat a sandwich” move to India to find self go through a snake-charming phase sic snake on Ashton Kutcher pose...
You Say You Want a Devolution? | Vanity Fair →
“For most of the last century, America’s cultural landscape—its fashion, art, music, design, entertainment—changed dramatically every 20 years or so. But these days, even as technological and scientific leaps have continued to revolutionize life, popular style has been stuck on repeat, consuming the past instead of creating the new.” The argument is not entirely unproblematic, but...