BONNIE GIVE ME STRENGTH: Archive

Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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I was watching funny videos of yowling cats on my iPhone and Gemma went over to my computer, walked onto the keyboard, and restarted that Destiny’s Child video. Subtle. Alright kitty, you win. Those other kitties mean nothing to me. I’ll say your name.

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

Revelations that suddenly strike me when I'm in...

The rapper Flo Rida…his name is like Florida. My eyes just literally snapped open and I lay dumbstruck for a second and then I thought “So is Flo Rida from Florida? I MUST KNOW.” And that’s the story of how I went from half asleep to sitting in the dark, bathed in the sickly light from my tiny screen, reading the wikipedia page about Flo Rida. And yes, he is from Florida....

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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White girl problem of the day

My bed is two stacked mattresses on the floor, and I just flipped them up to clean behind them and the bottom of the bottom one was covered in mold! At least this explains why I’ve been sick more times this winter than like, ever before in my life. First world problems, but still, gross. Gross gross gross.

Feb 22nd

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Just remembering the time Chekhov wrote that the sun “rolled across the horizon like a severed head” and thinking that he and Cormac McCarthy would have got on splendidly.

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Bring me tacos

BRING ME TACOS BRING ME TACOS BRING ME TACOS

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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OK Cupid, I-don't-even-know version:

guerilladanceparty: Is alcohol your favorite drug? If so, why? If not, what is? What is this, a consumer survey? Are you a drug dealer looking for suggestions? Why would you ask me, when it says on my profile I don’t do drugs? Seriously, wtf? Write back: No. My favorite drug is actually GHB. When guys use truly moronic, irrelevant, pompous openers on me over okcupid, I ask them out, slip...

Feb 21st

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Feb 20th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 18th

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"You fuckin' crazy Ervin, it'd be hard as fuck to...

Feb 17th

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MAYBE I SHOULD JUST STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND DO A...

Why are sleep schedule. F-word.

Feb 17th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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“In a whole set of poems, disarming by their sincerity…no, that’s...”

– Vladimir Nabokov, The Gift

Feb 16th

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Existential Query of the Night

Did I really love Death in Venice (book and movie version both) or did I just have a crush on Tadzio like everybody else?

Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Watch

More! More! I want more! Puppy everybody! I want this to be the whole show. I want the whole show to be, they just sign up guests, the guests show up, and then they all play with puppies dressed up as them in front of a live studio audience. Perfection. I would tune in every night.

Feb 16th

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